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Chloe Moretz & 3000 bears Chloe Moretz & 3000 bears

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is freaking hilarious!

I'm behind the times though, so I don't get the whol Cloe Moretz deal, but I love mowing down endless pedobears. This has to be Cris Hanson's favorite pasttime.

Anyway, I love the compass platform you've added into the game and the characters are very detailed so much as it just feels right to send them a buckshot meal with that shotty.
As for improvements, the item screen's a little bland and it doesn't really show much about what you're buying including how much. Sometimes it's just $2 others it's $15.

All in all a great game though.



Pyroscape 3 Pyroscape 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pyroscape Mad Libz

I've done too many reviews saying how great flash movies and games are, so I'm going to mix it up a little. Here's a Mad Libz.

DOT DOT DOT...,
i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so SEXY. i mean, all you do is hit the FIRE ZOMBEZ!! thats it! how is this an AWSOME PUPPY anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the BALLS! what if i didnt want to buy the PROSTITUTE? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is NICK'S MAN PART? there is no way you can lose to NICK'S MAN PART at the end! this game is FABULOUS! its not even an PUPPY at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol LICHENSPINULOSIS! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this SEXY game got the daily 3rd prize, or a PENIS of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
5 this piece of GORGEOUS BUTT CHEESE!!!!

P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!"


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MonoFlauta responds:

WTF?! haha thanks for reviewing lol


Call of Duty: Camper Call of Duty: Camper

Rated 2 / 5 stars

needs work

It's a good concept but it seems a little under developed... It would be great if you redid the whole map in flash, making the background more dull than the foreground to add depth...
Also, I found a glitch where if you keep shooting one of the 3 spots repeatedly, it'll still count the score, another fun idea would be regular window option to give the user a wider field of view and a zoomed option that you can place guys farther away.

Overall, it needs work but it isn't a bad start.



Pyroscape 2 Pyroscape 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. Game. Ever.

This game is so awesome, it includes an original soundtrack!
Ima download it and play it in my car :D


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Fro responds:

I want that song to be so big I get in trouble with copyright laws.


Drift Rally Racing Drift Rally Racing

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It has a solid Gaming Engine and nice graphics

The only problem seems to be a bug in which the game doesn't do anything once you either a) run out of time or b) complete the level. The game seems to slowly freeze up on the player. I would like to see more of this be developed as it is a very polished and presented game.


mousebreaker2009 responds:

That bug has been fixed now - thanks!


Pyroscape Pyroscape

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's no Supra, it's a Ferrari! :D

BAIT AND SWITCH, BAIT AND SWITCH, BAIT AND SWITCH, BAIT AND SWITCH!
Seriously though, the sound effects and the interesting dialogue/actions made this a fun to play game. One loophole though, if he pissed on his car to extinguish the flames, couldn't he do the same for the door? Eh, doesn't matter.
By the way, if you right click then click on the maze you can get out faster, as well as the tab/enter trick that you *still* haven't fixed.
But, this game was supposed to be entertaining, and you get a 10 for effort, 11 for the effects, and a -1 for a lack of Supraness.


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Fro responds:

Lol, I'll tell the programmer the mistakes.


Qubenize Qubenize

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

I just played the first 7 levels, and I've experienced smooth, interactive gameplay that I haven't seen in a puzzle game like this before. It's original in how it works, but it still reminds me of the way a Rubik's cube is solved. However, I love the way that you can see partly on the other sides of the cube even when the user rotates it, it gives them a better idea of which piece fits properly. Overall, it kept me entertained.

10/10
Good programming



B: The Video Game B: The Video Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not bad at all.

I like your unique style that you've added to your game, SBC. Overall, it's pretty entertaining, although the controls are very hard to work with in the beginning. But seriously, Happy Clock day.



Sift Heads 5 Sift Heads 5

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Could've been better.

For starters, lets go to the guns first.

The Beretta First Person Mode was the illustration of a Desert Eagle, which is kind of embarrassing when you have the other desert eagle by comparison.
Speaking of which, the illustration for the Desert Eagle in the Items menu is a bit out of proportion, almost like you combined two pistols together, which I wouldn't be surprised if you did.
On to the Glock. Why would you have the same perspective of the handgun in the items menu as in First Person Mode? It looks awkward to say the least.

The "m16" item menu gun is actually a CAR-15, making me question how much work you put in to this game artistically speaking. Oh, and The First Person Mode of the M16, was a straight copy off of a game called Call Of Duty 4.

On to the AK-47, same exact rip off of the game, Call Of Duty 4. Oh, and there's a silencer on it, might wanna change that. For the Items menu, if you actually started that one from scratch, I commend you, it works. However, when googled, a copy of it in color appears.

The Barrett in the Items menu has half of its scope cut off, what the hell?
the awkward angle it's at would be okay, since you don't use it unless aiming, but the Dragunov has a different angle when in the First Person Mode.

On to Gameplay.
For the most part, it wasn't too bad, the controls were easy and it was much like a regular FPS game, which doesn't have anything to set it away from the rest of the Stick Figure games.
Bug #1 when you aim with a sniper rifle, and change weapons, you stay in the zoomed look.
Bug #2 the windows on the helicopter, loop from shot out glass to normal.
Bug #3 when you take out the snipers, their Barretts still stay where they are, making the scene look noticeably awkward.
Oh, and you misspelled a couple words. For instance, the biggest one would be the clothing shop on the main map.
Bug #4 You can buy the same item of clothing over and over again. When you run out of money, a screen will display saying you don't have enough cash. This would be fine, except for the fact that it freezes you in that screen.
Bug #5 there are no people in the car on the opening screen when you take them out.
Bug #6 any purchased clothing doesn't save, yet in your safehouse room you have "an Empty Closet." Is this the product of incomplete work?

Bug #7 Your car windshield is fixed magically right after then opening intro.

Storyline
The storyline was very predictable and lacking depth. The only good part about it was that you tied up the storylines from the previous games in a sloppy manner.

Other than that, it was an okay game, but it needs a lot more work and original art.
4/10

P.S. I'll pm you the bugs since I'm sure you wont see this review.


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-&amp;gt;The Par Box&amp;lt;- ->The Par Box<-

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Alright

Great job. Not much to say, that I didn't say in the one before, so yeah.
Great work, man.


FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Hey thanks supra. ;)